I absolutely love eating a girl out. So long as she is clean… I love nothing more than to lay in bed, put a movie on, and play with her for literally hours hearing her moan and squirm.
Wish I had a girl to play with…
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.